THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
YOU CANNOT SAY THE WORDS BARRICADE, RED, LOOK DOWN, AND REVOLUTION AROUND ME WITHOUT EXPECTING ME TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND START CRYING I DONT CARE WHERE WE ARE AND I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE ITS GOING TO HAPPEN
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT
sometimes you just need oral sex
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
yo niggas its time
A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend.
LITERALLY EVERY STRAIGHT BOY NEEDS TO SEE THIS